Movie Night

Dear Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield: GET OVER YOURSELVES.

The latest from this pair of nimrods:

Photos: MaxNY/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

“Ooh! Please paparazzi, don’t look at us! We don’t want the attention that our fame as movie stars gets us, in this public job we chose and that’s giving us this ridiculously pampered life! We don’t want the fame, just support these charities instead! We dislike the fame and photos so much that we took the time while having our intensely private coffee to write down the names of our favorite charities for our fans! But we don’t want to be famous, no! We don’t want to call attention to ourselves so we’ll just walk around with notes taped to our faces! Just keep on following us and get more telephoto shots so our fans can make out our teeny tiny handwriting! Ooh! We’re just a couple of hat-wearing hipster asshats who happen to be NOBLE!”

Bunch of pretentious, self-righteous emobags.

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s